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The Art of War

*

Rated on a 4-star scale
Screening venue: Warner Village (Birkenhead Conway Park)
Released in the UK by Warner Bros on December 1, 2000; certificate 18; 117 minutes; country of origin USA; aspect ratio 2.35:1

Directed by Christian Duguay; produced by Nicolas Clermont.
Written by Simon Davis Barry, Wayne Beach; from a story by Wayne Beach.
Photographed by Pierre Gill; edited by Michael Arcand.

CAST.....
Wesley Snipes..... Neil Shaw
Anne Archer..... Elanor Hooks
Maury Chaykin..... Capella
Marie Matiko..... Julia Fang
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa..... David Chan
Michael Biehn..... Bly
Donald Sutherland..... U.S. Secretary General Douglas Thomas
James Hong..... Ambassador Wu


"The Art of War" may well be Wesley Snipes's "Stoker Ace" -- the movie that yanks him from superstar status and throws him into straight-to-video career hell. It's a badly dubbed, cheap-looking load of action trash photographed in odd angles and supplied with a meaningless title. A far cry from "Jungle Fever" and "White Men Can't Jump" -- even a far cry from "Money Train".

The plot is some nonsense about the United Nations running sinister covert operations to get information to raise the organisation's level of power and media profile. Snipes plays Neil Shaw, one of its secret agents, whose missions are so inconspicuous that in the opening minutes of the film he blackmails one of the most powerful businessmen in Japan on a stadium screen during a televised event, before engaging in a rooftop gunfight and parachuting off a big city building, on New Year's Eve, in front of the world's press.

Essentially, the movie involves Snipes wandering into situations that invariably break into spectacular violence, in which he forgets all common sense and lets every object at hand turn into an unfairly incriminating piece of evidence against him. The last act reveals that his bosses -- played by, believe it or not, Anne Archer and Donald Sutherland -- have been working against him, which is a relief, because for most of the film I couldn't tell if he was being chased by or running errands for them.

No matter, I suppose -- the purpose of the film is to show us a lot of gunfights. But there's certain stillness to everything, being so shoddily made an' all, and the screenplay is so ludicrous it seems to be undermining itself on purpose. Look at the scene in which Snipes wanders into a dead girl's apartment, and pieces together exactly what happened simply by looking at the architectural layout. This isn't deduction; it's ESP.

Much of "The Art of War" is so ridiculous it's plain funny. At one point Snipes is parked outside a café, glances over at a plastic bag, somehow discerns it's a bomb, backs up his car, smashes it into the coffee shop, grabs the bomb, throws it into the car, gets back in, reverses the car out onto the street, runs out, and lets the explosion occur. Wouldn't it have been just a tad less messy to run in, grab the bomb and throw it into the road? And here's my favourite snatch of dialogue, emblematic of the movie's intelligence level:

"Bob's your uncle!"
"Who's Bob?"
"He's your uncle!"

Uh, huh.

COPYRIGHT© 2000 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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