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Mike Myers and Beyonce Knowles, "Goldmember"

  
Austin Powers in Goldmember

***

Cinema Releases - July 26, 2002

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 12. USA. 95 minutes. Directed by Jay Roach. Written by Michael McCullers, Mike Myers; based on characters created by Mike Myers. Starring Mike Myers, Beyonce Knowles, Nichole Hiltz, Michael York, Michael Caine, Seth Green, Eddie Adams, Robert Wagner, Mindy Sterling, Verne Troyer.


We are now so familiar with the rhythms of the Austin Powers series that it no longer needs inspiration from James Bond, and can quite happily get away with referencing itself. We know the manner of Austin's corny puns, the way Dr. Evil relates to Mini-Me and Scott, the way minions cackle. And we know the keywords, which are any and all variations on the words 'shag', 'groovy', 'horny' and 'baby'.

The first movie was a masterful blend of farce and retro satire, jazzed up with colour, energy and flaunted sex appeal. The second was garbage, but perhaps it was necessary to establish characters and situations with more relevance to the Austin franchise itself than its inspirations. Now we have "Austin Powers in Goldmember", which nods to Bond in its fundamentals but goes its own way in terms of rhythm and design. It's a fluorescent, shadadelic free-for-all, and surprisingly, it's pretty darn funny.

The plot involves British super-spy Austin (Mike Myers) once again doing battle with Belgian criminal mastermind Dr. Evil (Mike Myers). A secondary villain named Goldmember (Mike Myers) has kidnapped Austin's father (Michael Caine) and hidden him in 1975. There is little reason for this time-travel other than to show a lot of goofy afros and disco globes, and to show Austin hooking up with a sassy blaxploitation sidekick named Foxy Cleopatra (Beyonce Knowles). Screenwriting teachers everywhere will be scratching their heads at this flimsily justified plotting, but it's good enough for me.

There are theatrically suggestive bodily function jokes, as when Austin hides at the side of a water fountain, and from the point of view of a security camera, he seems to be piddling in a hallway. There are Dr. Evil's indulgent speeches, in which he doesn't realise the irony of having an evil plan called 'Preparation H' and doesn't know when to stop interrupting people in order to make a point. And of course there is Goldmember, who never says anything deeper than, "I am Dutch, you know! I like gooold!"

Thankfully there is less gross-out humour than in "Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me", although Goldmember has a penchant for eating his own scabs, and the character of Fat Bastard returns, so that much can be made of the fact that he is, well, a fat bastard. We also get goofily exaggerated plot twists and reaction shots, gleefully synthetic production design and a parade of celebrity cameos I would not dream of revealing.

Much of this stuff is no longer funny because of its spoof value, but because it is pantomime of the lamest order. The timing is intentionally off. If you don't latch onto it, you will find it embarrassing, but if you have a sympathy for the way Myers creates characters, you may just find the whole thing rather infectious. "Goldmember" is not exactly great art, but somehow it did make me laugh a lot.

COPYRIGHT© 2002 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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