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Karen Bach, "Baise Moi"

  
Baise Moi
(Rape Me)

*

Cinema Releases - June 14, 2002

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 18. France. 77 minutes. Written and directed by Virginie Despentes, Coralie Thirnh Thi; based on the novel by Despentes. Starring Karen Bach, Rafaella Anderson, Delphine McCarty, Lisa Marshall, Estelle Isaac, Marc Rioufol.


"Baise Moi" is an adolescent little poseur of a movie. Perhaps it should be used as a litmus test to see whether you can still absorb cinema or whether you are obsessed with reading it. Because the film has a lot of sex and violence, and because it is French, it adopts the guise of artistic statement, and some unfortunate viewers will fall for that. Look at the picture with common sense, and you will find it to be uninvolving trash.

The porn actresses Karen Bach and Rafaella Anderson star as two unhappy women from Paris who spend the first twenty minutes of the running time shouting and looking miserable. Bach then sees her best friend get murdered, and both women are raped in a parking lot. Or maybe it's Anderson and another woman who get raped; the movie does such a fuzzy job of establishing relationships and distinguishing personalities that I genuinely cannot remember.

The rape is forgotten about a few minutes later; it could be used as motive for the characters' later actions, but the rhythm of the film shakes it off, and one of the characters declares, "Who cares... I don't keep anything of value in my cunt." There is little emotion to the attack itself -- which is the only rape scene I have witnessed that features penetration shots -- because the filmmakers do not understand (or care) that gynaecological detail is not as daring as emotional investment.

Anyway, soon the jaded Bach and Anderson are travelling across France, checking into hotel rooms, lingering around gas stations, screwing some men and murdering others. The girls blow a woman's head off at a cashpoint; they've never killed anyone before, but seem to find it a giggle. They rob, shoot, break into houses, stick high heels into chests, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. The killing is ugly and motiveless; perhaps it could be rationalised as some sort of feminist statement, or as a commentary on how Europe's social tensions are going to explode, but it plays as unsuccessful exploitation.

See, this is a bad movie. I don't mean offensive, perplexing or lacking in commentary, I mean bad. It is artlessly made -- the video camera that has been used to capture its images does not create a feeling of cinema vérité, but rumbles with the incompetence of a home movie, and the footage has been edited so poorly that a progression lurches forward without thought for comprehension. The first half hour of "Baise Moi" features nothing but actors stomping around and shouting childish insults at each other. Men are pigs who grunt such lines as, "Piss off, bitch, or you'll get yours!" Women respond with great comebacks like, "Shut up, asshole!"

The killing scenes form a long, endless slog for no purpose other than to numb the audience into finding something that the material does not contain. There are infrequent attempts at humour, most memorably a dreadful scene in which Bach and Anderson become as self-conscious as Tarantino characters to talk about their status as bandits and attempt to come up with a title for themselves. It is a symptom of the screenplay's creative bankruptcy that when one of the women does come up with a title, she shouts, "We're the Condom Dickhead Killers!"

Later, there is a reflective scene in which Bach says flatly, "We've got no excuses." That's about as deep as the film goes to explain itself; it seems to think that blankness is profundity. Whoa, man. There are more fun quotes in the film's presskit, where the directors, novelist Virginie Despentes and former porn star Coralie Thirnh Thi, use their own words: "Music, violence, sex, the road, humour: it's all a way to avoid the worst fate of all: obedience, submission, renunciation of the self, boredom. They are close to us, because they are beyond judgement. Sensation, not thought."

Uh, huh. Coralie and Despentes strike me as the kind of pseudo-intellectual babblers who think nonsense is the same thing as depth, and incomprehensible aggression is necessarily heroic (as long as it's done by sexually liberated women). What are they getting at when they declare their characters to be "beyond judgement" and existing in realms of "sensation, not thought"? Do the characters played by Bach and Anderson transcend nature simply because they know how to snigger under their breath? Are they superior because they decide to live outside of society? And aren't those concepts essential to fascism and paranoid schizophrenia?

I ask the questions but do not care. What frustrates me is that "Baise Moi" has succeeded in becoming controversial, because the filmmakers have included technicalities that will get them into uncertain legal areas as a means of securing discussion and notoriety. Their actual movie is not provocative -- it's amateurish and silly, and seems too desperate to provoke. In the presskit, the directors declare, "We had to get to places normally avoided... it's always men who have a problem with a woman's sex: that's their problem, not ours." They're positioning themselves outside of criticism by calling themselves rebels, and suggesting that only defenders of old order will fail to understand them. It's a good way to seem hip, but it's not very smart. The best thing to do with this movie is give it a patronising pat on the head, giggle, and tell it to go away. Annoyance is exactly what it wants.

COPYRIGHT© 2002 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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