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Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Collateral Damage"

  
Collateral Damage

*

Cinema Releases - April 5, 2002

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 18. 109 minutes. Directed by Andrew Davis. Written by David Griffiths, Peter Griffiths; from a story by David Griffiths, Peter Griffiths, Ronald Roose. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elias Koteas, Francesca Neri, Cliff Curtis, John Leguizamo, John Turturro, Lindsay Frost.


The American release of "Collateral Damage" was delayed after the September 11 attacks, for fear that the movie's use of terrorism as background for stunts might cause offence. And now there are critics claiming that there's nothing to fuss over -- sure, they argue, the movie's treatment of terrorism is careless, but the filmmakers were not to know that terrorism would be such a hot topic when the movie hit screens.

I disagree. Now that terrorism is the subject of wide debate in the Western world, it is the perfect time to condemn movies like this. I had a bee in my bonnet about this kind of stuff before Sept. 11 (see my review of "Swordfish"), and now I see even less reason to change my mind.

It's not the carelessness I find troublesome. It's the fact that these movies portray terrorists as one-dimensional dark-skinned loonies who blow people up without cause while reciting commie clichés. The real problem with terrorists is not that they are fighting for the wrong things, but that they are fighting in the wrong way -- there is no excuse for killing innocent people, even in retaliation for the same. But when the villain of this movie says, "You Americans are so naïve... you see a peasant with a gun, and you change the channel, instead of asking why a peasant needs a gun," -- he's absolutely right.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, an actor not famous for open-minded views, plays the hero. At one point the villain asks him, "What's the difference between you and me?" Arnie's response: "The difference is that I'm just gonna kill you." It's a cheap bit of humour, and it's also supposed to represent how we westerners are never guilty of killing except in self-defence. But that's not true -- the U.S. operations in Afghanistan over the past five months have killed over five thousand civilians. Three thousand bodies have been found in the rubble of the World Trade Centre.

Schwarzenegger plays a Los Angeles fireman whose wife and child become accidental victims of a bomb intended for the Colombian consulate. Arnie gets mad at the impotent response of the authorities and decides to take matters into his own hands. He hires a military advisor to teach him how to sneak into Colombia and take revenge on the perpetrators; the advisor speaks for a long time, peppering the speech with plenty of technical-sounding lingo, but his advice boils down to, "Take the bus and don't get shot." Uh, huh.

Arnie looks amazingly dumb as a grieving father -- he's a human special effect, and expressive pathos is not his strong suit. The movie is dumber in thinking that Arnie would manage to inconspicuously sneak through the jungles of Colombia without being noticed, considering that he's bigger than most of the trees. And let us not ignore the racism of how the movie portrays the Colombian government and guerrillas as equally suspicious -- none of those darkies can be trusted, doncha know.

Oh, and what does Arnie do once he gets his chance for revenge? Why, he plants a bomb in the centre of a small town while a woman and her child walk down the next street. Real fair.

"Collateral Damage" is an offensive movie, yes, but it's also a plain bad one. It was directed by Andrew Davis, whose "The Fugitive" is one of the best action thrillers of the last ten years, but here the action scenes are curiously flat. There are several chases, a prison break and the obligatory waterfall jump... but throughout it all, the camera holds back, causing not a bit of involvement or excitement.

COPYRIGHT© 2002 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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