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Michael Douglas, "Don

  
Don't Say a Word

*1/2

Cinema Releases - February 22, 2002

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 15. 113 minutes. Directed by Gary Fleder. Written by Patrick Smith Kelly, Anthony Peckham; from the novel by Andrew Klavan. Starring Michael Douglas, Sean Bean, Brittany Murphy, Skye McCole Martkusiak, Jennifer Esposito, Victor Argo, Oliver Platt, Famke Janssen.


There is a scene in "Don't Say a Word" in which the villain is flipping channels, comes across the movie "Speed", and decides not to watch it, remarking, "I've seen this one already. Too violent." The filmmakers would have done better to leave "Speed" running for two hours -- they would have saved a lot of money and given the audience a better time.

"Don't Say a Word" is the latest entry in the sub-genre of movies starring Michael Douglas as a happy family man whose life gets torn to hell by some kind of demented conspiracy. When somebody writes the guide to these pictures, this one will be remembered as nowhere near as good as "Fatal Attraction" or "The Game", and yes, even worse than "Disclosure".

Douglas plays a New York City psychiatrist whose daughter gets kidnapped by Sean Bean, a scoundrel who tells Douglas that he has one day to get a number from the head of one of his patients. The patient, played valiantly by Brittany Murphy, is a girl in her late teens who slips in and out of uncommunicative madness at the whim of the plot, and declares, "I'll never tell!" But -- gasp! -- if Douglas fails to get the number by 5 o'clock, his daughter will be killed.

The basis for a mysterious psychological thriller is here, and the trailer was promising. The difficulties of getting an isolated piece of information from someone's head could have been explored, and the movie could have generated a lot of tension by stringing out the mystery of just what the number is. But "Don't Say a Word" is dull -- it follows the conventions of a Deadline Movie sluggishly, cutting between cops uttering such fine dialogue as "Jeez, detective, this is gonna be a tough one", Bean on the phone making cryptic remarks about 'the rules of the game' and Douglas in a collection of those scenes where therapist and patient go round in circles. The opening scene clues us in right away to the movie's lack of imagination, letting us know that the number is something to do with a diamond heist, and not nuclear launch codes, or coordinates for finding the lost ark, or anything like that.

Douglas tries to sink his face and look anxious, but ends up just looking tired. This movie is so dank that even Oliver Platt comes across as lifeless. Famke Janssen plays Douglas's wife, and we get to see a lot of her legs, but that's about all the movie has to offer.

COPYRIGHT© 2002 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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