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Final Destination 2

  
Final Destination 2

*1/2

Cinema Reviews - Week of February 14, 2003

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 15. USA. 90 minutes. Directed by David R. Ellis. Written by Eric Bress, J. Mackye Gruber, Jeffrey Reddick; based on characters created by Reddick. Starring A.J. Cook, Michael Landes, Terrence Carson, Ali Larter, Tony Todd, Jonathan Cherry, Keegan Connor Tracy, Sarah Carter, Lynda Boyd, David Paektau, James N. Kirk, Justina Machado.


In the three years since "Final Destination", I have caught the movie on television several times, and revised my original opinion. It's not just good, it's pretty darn great. There is a splendid determination to its inventive ways of killing characters off, a purity about its prolonged lurid fascination with the build-up to elaborate death sequences. The appeal of the movie was obvious when it came out, but on every new viewing I grin wider, wince harder and end up in more awe than ever before.

It began with a high school trip to France. Sitting in his seat before takeoff, a kid named Alex had a premonition that his plane was about to explode. He flipped out, tried to warn people, and ended up getting himself and his buddies thrown back into the airport. And then the plane blew up... and in the weeks after, the survivors started to die... and they realised that fate was stalking them... and they had to figure out a plan to cheat death.

"Final Destination" was fun in the way it threw its characters to the meat grinder. "Final Destination 2" is tedious because it subjects its audience to the assembly line. What is it about sequels? If their writers took just one long day of thinking about ways to expand the original story into a second part, they might end up being onto something. Instead they tend to retread the methods of first movies, and clutter the new scripts with unnecessary plot details in order to create some difference. This makes a sequel worse, not better. If you're gonna be lazy, why not do a straight remake and be done with it?

This sequel begins with a college girl called Kimberly (A.J. Cook), who is driving her friends to a summer vacation. In the middle of the freeway, she foresees an epic pile-up, then stops to try and warn people. Her car blocks the traffic, and so when the accident happens, the folks who were originally meant to die are not on the main road and end up going unscathed. And then these survivors start to die... and... and.... we know the drill.

If "Final Destination 2" had some fun with its shameless ripping off, or if it existed to top the death scenes of the first picture, then we might have a good time here. But no. The screenplay comes up with some nonsense about how everything is linked to the events of the first film, and Death is tying up loose ends and has waited for coincidence to bring all these people together and end their connections to the original victims... or something. It also includes a police detective who buys into the Death story, and helps the movie spend more time on boring scenes of investigation than horrific expectation.

Kimberly's predictions are so vivid that we cannot help but roll eyes -- the first one, for example, depends on her believing a vision in which she sees the fates of people she can't even be sure exist. The death scenes, on the other hand, are so brief that there's hardly any point. The cast is a bunch of D-listers who are impossible to remember, although we do get an appearance from the sole survivor of the first movie... which leads me to another point. Ali Larter is a fine performer and all, but when she's the big celebrity guest star of a movie, you know there's desperation in the air.

COPYRIGHT© 2003 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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