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Gone in Sixty Seconds

**1/2

Rated on a 4-star scale
Screening venue: Odeon (Liverpool City Centre)
Released in the UK by Buena Vista on August 4, 2000; certificate 15; 118 minutes; country of origin USA; aspect ratio 2.35:1

Directed by Dominic Sena; produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, Mike Stenson.
Written by Scott Rosenberg; based on the 1974 motion picture "Gone in 60 Seconds".
Photographed by Paul Cameron; edited by Chris Lebenzon, Tom Muldoon.

CAST.....
Nicolas Cage..... Randall 'Memphis' Raines
Angelina Jolie..... Sara 'Sway' Wayland
Giovanni Ribisi..... Kip Raines
Delroy Lindo..... Detective Roland Castlebeck
Will Patton..... Ashley Jackson
Christopher Eccleston..... Raymond Calitri
Chi McBride..... Donny Astricky
Robert Duvall..... Otto Halliwell
Vinnie Jones..... The Sphinx


In the corner of the "Gone in Sixty Seconds" poster, there is an offer to "Win a Car!" If the producers of this grand theft auto movie had more of a sense of fun, it would read "Steal a Car!" This is an expensive summer action flick. People will go expecting a brainless good time. It's easy to watch, for sure, and sporadically amusing, but it's not exciting, it has no gusto, and nothing much really happens.

Nicolas Cage stars as Randall 'Memphis' Raines, a retired car thief forced to get back into the life of crime for one weekend after his younger brother Kip (Giovanni Ribisi) screws up an assignment for a dangerous gangster named Raymond Calitri (Christopher Eccleston). Calitri's name sounds Italian to me, but he's from Britain. Cage doesn't have time to worry about that, though; he has to regroup his old gang and steal fifty rare cars for the mobster in four days. Otherwise, Kip's dead.

The antiheroic team include Cage, Angelina Jolie, Robert Duvall and Vinnie Jones. They plan a search and capture mission for the required vehicles, they get them without much hassle, there's a violent showdown with Calitri, and that's the movie. A subplot involving Delroy Lindo as a cop with an old score to settle with Cage doesn't lead anywhere except a cute reconciliation, and so there's no dramatic tension involved. The appeal of the film is supposed to lie in simply watching a bunch of sexy actors drive cool cars. There's only one big chase, there's hardly any violence, and there's certainly no grand depth.

Am I missing something here? The trailer for "Gone in Sixty Seconds" had more energy than the actual film, due to fast cutting and excited focus on one-liners. But that lasted two minutes. The picture itself lasts for two hours, and so finds it a bit harder to gloss over the lack of substance. The director, Dominic Sena, and producer, Jerry Bruckheimer, are accomplished action filmmakers, and do an admirable job at pulling off the con trick. I'm giving the movie a respectable two-and-a-half stars out of four, because I found it nice to sit and relax for awhile, watching attractive performers and slick photography. "Gone in Sixty Seconds" hums along with so much ease that we almost don't notice nothing's happening. Almost.

The original "Gone in 60 Seconds" (1974) was directed by stunt king W.B. Halicki, and has become legendary as a big automotive smash-up picture. Couldn't we have had more of those onscreen antics in this version? Granted, it wouldn't have been as exciting as Halicki's effort, because we'd know that big budgets and tight safety procedures would have been involved, but at least we'd have more to feast our eyes on. Let me say it again, for boys and girls in the audience who didn't get it the first time: Hardly anything happens in this movie. The protagonists need to nab some cars, they get 'em, they go home. So what?

It's just a mechanical exercise in looking at machinery, designed for pre-pubescent boys. I used to have a car fascination when I was six years old. I would have loved this movie -- especially on television, so I could have played Trump Cards with my mates in between glances at the screen. The film's attitude to sex is incredible -- the only time anyone gets kit off is when Cage and Jolie are parked outside an apartment, and the camera peeks inside it to see the early stages of a couple getting hot and heavy. Cage and Jolie drive off, and the camera goes with them, but only after one last glimpse. I kept picturing a kid looking in that same window, giggling out the word "Cool!" before running away. As for humour, there's a running joke about how Jones's character never speaks, so in the final scene he lets rip a stilted barrage of pseudo-Shakespearean wisdom. Ho, ho, ho.

COPYRIGHT© 2000 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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