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Michael Caine and Bob Hoskins, "Last Orders"

  
Last Orders

**

Cinema Releases - January 18, 2002

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 15. 108 minutes. Written and directed by Fred Schepisi; from the novel by Graham Swift. Starring Michael Caine, Tom Courtenay, David Hemmings, Bob Hoskins, Helen Mirren, Ray Winstone.


"Last Orders" lets us know of past romances, sins and choices, of loyalty between friends and relatives. It looks back on life and sees the pain, struggles, disappointments and wrong turns, as well as the moments of warmth, truth and laughter. It should be interesting, it should be poignant, it turns out to be affected and boring.

The movie stars Bob Hoskins, Tom Courtenay, David Hemmings and Ray Winstone as friends and relatives of a character played in flashbacks by Michael Caine. The men are following Caine's dying request, and taking his ashes to the simple seaside place in Margate where he was planning to move after retirement.

As the guys drive to Margate, they chat, joke and reminisce, and in their heads reflect on key events in their lives. We see their thoughts in flashback, and get a clearer picture of what formed their personalities -- experiences in war, experiences in marriage, career choices, secrets, the rest.

Maybe this worked in Graham Swift's novel. I've only read it in bits, so I can't be sure. But the film is flat -- Fred Schepisi is a great director, but his style is documentary, with the camera standing back, viewing lives and behaviour but not submerging in them. I wanted to connect with the material but the filmmaking is too detached to involve us; long passages of dialogue feel like theatrical speeches, and many of the flashbacks, especially in the first half of the picture, feel systematic or redundant, coming out of nowhere or showing us things that we already know from the dialogue.

Maybe "Last Orders" would have been better if the texture had been more convincing. The period re-creation, for example, is tacky and haphazard -- a few pieces of old furniture under soft focus do not conjure times past, and I even noticed a poster from 1997 in a scene that was supposed to be taking place in the 60s. The present-day scenes feature an okay rapport between the guys in the cast, and movies like this always grow on us as they progress, but "Last Orders" is a movie about life that doesn't come alive enough to work.

COPYRIGHT© 2002 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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