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The Last Time I Committed Suicide

*1/2

Cinema Releases -  June 12, 1998

Rated on a 4-star scale. USA. Written and directed by Steven Kay; based on a letter by Neal Cassidy. Starring Thomas Jane, Keanu Reeves, Adrien Brody, Gretchen Mol, Claire Forlani, John Doe.


"A man's life is merely a collection of events, building one upon the other. When all the events are tallied; the triumphs; the failures; the mistakes; their sum makes up the man. These are but a few events in the life of 'Superman'."

Do any of my readers have any idea how this relates to Steven Kay's "The Last Time I Committed Suicide", or even the life of Neal Cassidy? I guess it's the Superman reference that confuses me most, but the above passage still sounds rather stupid, and is a most off-putting way to begin a film.

It is a loose, confusing collection of stories, I think, not that I could pass a test on what it's about. It covers different aspects of Cassidy's life from when he was about twenty. Cassidy (Thomas Jane) was one of the Beat Generation writers of the 1950s, and one of his letters inspired the John Kerouac novel "On the Road" as well as this movie. I guess that the writer-director of "Last Time I Committed Suicide", Stephen Kay, is a big fan, and for other big fans, or even people who know more about this subject and these people than myself, maybe his film will work. For my single self, however, I was hardly able to follow it at all. The film seems to set itself up with many different strands and relationships, but meanders in and out of them without shape, point or focus. At one point I got a grasp of what the film was trying to tell us about Neal and "Cherry Mary"(Gretchen Mol), but then it left it and again started to concentrate on characters who I wasn't able to identify.

The lack of being able to identify certain characters has an obvious explanation, and it is that all the female characters sound the same, look the same (except for their hair colours) and don't have very distinct personalities. This is incredibly irritating, especially since I did want to like the movie. After all, it has a talented cast, including Keanu Reeves, who has an interesting role as a weird friend of Neal's. It also has a nice feel to it, with a terrific jazz soundtrack. The dialogue often goes back and forth deliciously, and the film has one of the funniest lines I've ever heard in a movie... "Swim over to the bar and rescue me an ale from the evil beerkeep!"

But, oh, God, this is such a hard movie to like! Even if the "Cherry Mary" subplot had followed through into a coherent narrative, what could make up for the bewildering first third of the film? It starts with Neal visiting a lady in hospital, who may or may not have attempted suicide, but to be honest I couldn't tell. At this point I was informed that I was going to have to suffer a film in which it was unclear whether anything was a flashback, a flashback within a flashback, a flash-forward or another narrative device. When this movie comes out, I may be tempted to go peek at a paying audience, and see if they are, as I expect they will be, all staring open-mouthed with disbelief, like the "Springtime For Hitler" audience in "The Producers".

If I didn't make it clear before, let me do so now. Fans or students of the Beat Generation's lives or work, who know about this subject, will probably find it interesting. It felt, to me, like there were moments meaningless to me that may be significant to others. I imagine that those who approved Kay's script were such people, and so nobody told him that his script was confusing, and so obviously personal that it's unintelligible to others. That's how it felt to me, that in writing "The Last Time I Committed Suicide" Kay needed to get out of his system a bunch of images that kept playing around in his head. After all, it's obviously an adaptation, and one that was not written with much consideration for the audience. Well, he had every right to write it, but why oh why did he have to go ahead and get it made?

COPYRIGHT© 1998 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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