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Rhys Ifans, "Once Upon a Time in the Midlands"

  
Once Upon a Time in the Midlands

***1/2

Cinema Releases - September 6, 2002

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 15. UK. 104 minutes. Directed by Shane Meadows. Written by Paul Fraser, Shane Meadows. Starring Rhys Ifans, Robert Carlyle, Shirley Henderson, Kathy Burke, Ricky Tomlinson, Finn Atkins, Ryan Bruce, Andrew Shim, Kelly Thresher.


There is a scene in "Once Upon a Time in the Midlands" where three guys put tights on their heads and proceed to hijack a clown van. No, really. And the clowns put up a fight, too. Crowbars, fists and silly makeup go a-flyin' before the thieves make it off with the money.

This is a strange, colourful and original movie, the one that finally sees Shane Meadows successfully take the texture of short films like "Smalltime" and "Where's the Money, Ronnie?" to the big screen. The director's debut feature, "TwentyFourSeven", was an emotional comic drama in black and white; it was a good movie, but Meadows was not working in the style that made his name. "A Room for Romeo Brass", the follow-up, had more of the filmmaker's stamp, but it was a toneless mess, full of mumbling characters, annoying aesthetics and unsurely creepy plot points.

Meadows has so far been at his most distinctive when he fills the frame with tacky shell suits, formal clothes that match badly and random characters in fancy dress. They talk in regional accidents, often loudly and screechily, in rhythms only slightly exaggerated from genuine British working class speech. The characters are funnier and more interesting than those of, say, "The Royle Family"; Meadows knows the people of this country, and how we talk, and how we live, and how our flaws and cheap little eccentricities manifest themselves. He hasn't just picked up enough to adapt our vernacular into punchlines.

"Once Upon a Time in the Midlands" stars Rhys Ifans and Shirley Henderson as an unmarried couple raising a twelve-year old daughter; they're happy, in a way, but she doesn't want to get married just yet. The daughter's real father is a no-good clown-robbin' hood played by Robert Carlyle; he's living in Scotland, but decides to track down his ex-wife when he sees her new family on Vanessa Feltz's chat show having a ramble about their love lives. In the background of all this is Carlyle's sister, a loud old bird played by Kathy Burke, and her ex-husband (Ricky Tomlinson), who likes to dress up in a cowboy hat and sing country-and-western classics at the pub.

The film is billed as a 'tinned spaghetti western', but the connection to westerns is a little laboured. Yes, the title reminds us of Sergio Leone, the soundtrack has Ennio Morricone twangs and the plot sees Ifans and Carlyle being insecure men having showdowns over a girl, but that's about it. What the hell, though: It all adds to the general eccentricity of the thing, which never seems like it's stabbing in the dark, because Meadows's stylistic choices are done with conviction, so they come across as instinctive filmmaking whether they make sense or not.

What we have here is an odd, delightful balancing act, a kind of "Royal Tenenbaums" for scrubbers. The camera dashes around, capturing farcical arguments and declarations in a colour palette that never quite settles to anything tasteful, and great laughs are gotten. But Meadows also knows when to calm things down and study his players tenderly without his key scenes seeming tacked on. Henderson, for example, has a girlish, mousy voice, that seems funny at first but also cannot help be sympathetic. Ifans is constantly complaining about being mocked and under-appreciated, and initially we giggle at his nasal whining and sorry slumps... but when he really gets depressed, it's poignant, because he is a sensitive guy, trying to do his best and wondering if it's all worth it. Who can't empathise with that?

"Once Upon a Time in the Midlands" is offbeat, daring and really quite a treat. What's surprising is how involved we are when the emotional payoff comes. After the movie ended, I was excited, recalling how interesting Meadows's short films were at the time, and thinking, well, maybe the guy's not just a flash in the pan.

COPYRIGHT© 2002 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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