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"Super Troopers"

  
Super Troopers

**1/2

Cinema Releases - November 15, 2002

Rated on a 4-star scale. Certificate 15. USA. 101 minutes. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Written by Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske. Starring Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Brian Cox, Daniel von Bargen, Marisa Coughlan, Lynda Carter, Jimmy Noonan.


The trailer for "Super Troopers" was hilarious, perhaps because ads tend to rush ahead with tightened timing and set everything to loud, energetic music. I went into the movie with high expectations, and ended up laughing now and again, but damn, it could use a trimming of fifteen or twenty minutes, and something to crank up the energy level.

It's about a small gang of Vermont highway patrolman, all with the obligatory dark glasses, some with the obligatory moustaches, others still trying to grow moustaches. Brian Cox plays the tough Irish-American boss, who orders his men to stop misbehaving, in order to prevent their state funding from being cut. Jay Chandrasekhar is Thorny, who not only has a moustache, but also possesses the closest amount of brainpower this film offers to human intelligence. His colleagues are Farva (Kevin Heffernan), the loud fat guy nobody likes; Mac (Steve Lemme), who likes to use his speed gun to measure the pace of his hand while jerking off to sexy billboards; Rabbit (Erik Stolhanske), the surprisingly adventurous rookie; and Foster (Paul Soter), who is pursuing one of the local female cops, even though those local sunzabitches are the sworn enemies of state patrolmen.

The story follows the rivalry with local cops, as well as our guys' very poor attempts to stay out of trouble while their department is up for review. We get quite a bit of funny stuff on this journey, including one of the men pretending to have sex with a wild bear to distract from a secret operation, Mac standing nude except for a bullet-proof cup while his buddies fire live ammunition into his crotch, and Thorny pretending to be stoned while pulling over a bunch of stoners. ("Do you know how fast you were going?"; "Uh... sixty-five?"; "No, sixty-three!"; "I'm freakin' out, man!")

There is also inventive dialogue throughout: "Desperation is a stinky cologne," chortles the rival police chief at one point, and even the unpopular Farva gets a couple of great lines, such as "Licence and registration, chicken-fucker!" and "Just cleaning out the old locker -- she stinks like ass, but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls."

But somehow "Super Troopers" is lacking in quick-fire zinger rhythm. Chandrasekhar, Heffernan, Lemme, Soter and Stolhanske are a comedy partnership called Broken Lizard, who wrote as well as starred, and the background information is helpful in figuring out that this is sort of a grass-roots effort, which might be released by Fox but was not made with the typical studio budget. The result is a movie that doesn't exactly look unprofessional but could use some overproducing; if the shots were more focused and the sound design had a little more punch, this could be an amazing film instead of just an endearing one.

Another problem, which may not have mattered much if the film had more kick to it, is that we can never tell just how goofy the characters are supposed to seem. One minute they'll be smoking weed in the station house, fondling the breasts of prisoners' wives and giggling to Afghani cartoons, or starting slapstick fights with kids at fast food counters. Then, with even less congruity than the "Police Academy" movies, we'll see the story take over, meaning the characters have to level-headedly (well, sort of) pursue their individual romances or continue in their plots against the local cops. Are the super troopers supposed to be all zany and nutso, or are they not?

There's a distance to the film. Even when we laugh, it's out of admiration for the jokes rather than gasping involvement in them. Maybe there's a reason that so much of the plot revolves around marijuana busts: This could be a movie you're supposed to watch stoned, so you'll be unaware of the dead spots and able to have a good time by giggling at the quirky spirit behind individual gags long after they have been sprung. E-mail feedback will undoubtedly provide an answer to that theory.

COPYRIGHT© 2002 Ian Waldron-Mantgani


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